A small boy is sent to bed by his
| Parent jokes
A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." [Five minutes later] "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask agai
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Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?
| Cow jokes
Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!
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There was a man staying the night
| Travel and tourist jokes
There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, "Excuse me, sir, I've got a leak in my sink." The man at the front desk replied, "Oh, okay, go ahead, but most guests just use the toilet."
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What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
| Waiter jokes
What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.
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Why are there so many Johnson
| Telephone jokes
Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.
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Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.