My sister went
| Brother and sister jokes
My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?
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Why is manna from heaven like
| Horse jokes
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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Did you hear about the depressed horse?
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!
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What's the difference between a homeless and a
| Food jokes
What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgomery. “What’s the matter?” asked Moody. “Are you in trouble?” “No!” said Crumm. “What do you want, then?” “Nothing!” “Then how come you are calling me in the middle of the night?” asked Moody. “Cause!” said the other redneck, “the rates is cheaper!”