What gives milk and has a horn?
| Cow jokes
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!
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A teacher was having
| School jokes
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."
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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got
| Religious jokes
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less.
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A drunk stammers out of a bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, I'm Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, I'm Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, No, son, I'm Jesus Christ. The drunk says, Look, I can prove it. and wa
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What is the biggest ant in the world ?
| Insect jokes
What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !
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Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!