How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts

A boy is about to go on his first

| Marriage jokes

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice crea

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A visitor from

| Ethnic jokes

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's

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Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery

| Criminal jokes

Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.

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What do you call a monster with two wooden

| Monster jokes

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.

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Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to

| Sport jokes

Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!

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How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts