Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?
| Spelling jokes
Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !
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If a word in a dictionary were
| Answer me this jokes
If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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This is the story of four
| Business jokes
This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody cou
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Sam was on his death bed, and his wife
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Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room. Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver." Sam's wife looked at him sad
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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !
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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.