Marley stopped at the town
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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A man needing a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" Th
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Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
| Horse jokes
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.
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Why don't apples smile
| Apple jokes
Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !
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Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.