Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?

They're not going to grow bananas any

| Banana jokes

They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.

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Did you hear about the

| Vampire jokes

Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

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Jennifer: Are you coming to my party

| Children jokes

Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ? Sandra: No, I ain't. Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not ain't. It's I am not coming, he is not coming, she is not coming, they are not coming. Sandra: Blimey, ain't nobody coming ?

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Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's

| Parent jokes

Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter, and " "See here, young man," interrupted the parent, "when my daughter needs accessories, I'll buy them myself."

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