WARNING: consumption of
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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There's this cathedral that's still being
| Religious jokes
There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper floors. A characteristic of these "cage elevators" is that the doors (gate) must be closed manually for them to be "called" to another floor
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Why did the dog have a gleam in his
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
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How do you stop a monster digging up your
| Monster jokes
How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.
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Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial
| Political jokes
Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices. Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it after New Years.
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What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !