When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what
| Bath jokes
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.
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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
| Ant jokes
What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
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two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one
| Hair and bald jokes
two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a transplant operation.the bald guy says he cant afford it.so his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy says how will that help? His mate says wel
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What is a runner's
| Sport jokes
What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!
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Do you know how to catch a squirrel?
| Vampire jokes
Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That’s not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!