A visitor from Holland was
| Ethnic jokes
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That'
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What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
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Q: Did you hear
| Dirty jokes
Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.
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A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
| Bus jokes
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupo
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What are a parrot's favourite literary
| Bird jokes
What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
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What is a runner’s favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!