Women are like computers -- even your smallest
| Women jokes
Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
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Why did the whale cross the road ?
| Various animal jokes
Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !
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What is the most faithful
| Insect jokes
What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !
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How many psychiatrists does it take to
| Mental health jokes
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"
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An aircraft is about to crash. There are
| Political jokes
An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died." So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The
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Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn’t exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !