The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing
| Sport jokes
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct, he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
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Q: How do you get a Polak out of the
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
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Q: What do you call a frog
| Frog jokes
Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!
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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? “O.K., you asked for it,” the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.