What did the young witch say to her
| Witch jokes
What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
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Early Texas governors were not very well
| Spelling jokes
Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought "grammar" was his father's mother. On one occasion this governor went hunting and forgot his gun. He phoned his secretary and asked him to send the gun. "The phone connection's bad," said the secr
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Q. Who is the greatest
| Religious jokes
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little
| Cow jokes
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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A client called in inquiring about
| Travel and tourist jokes
A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"
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The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said “Whoever is not willing to take a bullet for Jesus better leave now.” More than half of the congregation jumped up and ran out the door. The two men took off their masks, sat in the front row and said, “Okay, Reverend, you can preach now. All the hyprocrites are gone.”