Judge: Your first marriage
| Judge jokes
Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes, by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted,
| Lawyer jokes
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."
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In a survey of American
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In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"
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What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?
| Dog jokes
What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
| Cannibal jokes
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn’t hear anything from the blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead. She says, ‘What the heck’s goin’ on up here? We’re havin’ a grand time downstairs! One of the blondes looks up and says, ‘Yeah, but you’ve got a driver!