Michael: It's hard for my
| Brother and sister jokes
Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.
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How many Histrionic
| Mental health jokes
How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? "You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand! I could be electrocuted! I could fall off the ladder and be paralyzed for life! You don't love me anymore!"
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Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street)
| Police jokes
Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!
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What's big, grey and flies straight up
| Elephant jokes
What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !
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What kind of car drives over
| Car and train jokes
What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.
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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.