How is a rabbit like a plum?

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My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!said Miss Conceited. Then he's right said her little brother.Sophia Loren? "No-spaghetti!

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Why don't

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Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

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When is a letter damp?

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When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).

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A man wakes up early one morning and

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A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting. He tells his wife, "You've got three choices; you can go Bear hunting with me, I'll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob. I'm gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind before I get back. "The man return

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Q: What's the inscription on

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Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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How is a rabbit like a plum? They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.