A prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
| Judge jokes
A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointme
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
| Children jokes
John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. 'Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked his father suspiciously. 'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've t
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How to you know that cows will be in
| Cow jokes
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play
| Restaurant jokes
Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've finished my meal.
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Two storks are
| College jokes
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy." The next night, it's father's turn to do
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Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.