A blonde tried to blow up her husband’s car,

An aircraft is about to crash. There are

| Political jokes

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died." So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The

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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?

| Bed jokes

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

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Loomis: Does your dog have a license?

| Idiot and fool jokes

Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin'.

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the

| Snowman jokes

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!

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While leading the Friday evening

| Religious jokes

While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi, horrified, asked the Cantor to continue the service and went to talk to Bernie. Rabbi: "What are doing here with a dog?" Bernie: "The dog came here to pray

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A blonde tried to blow up her husband’s car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.