Doctor: ‘Your recovery was a miracle!

Q: What is the difference between a hog

| Dirty jokes

Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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A weather intern walks into

| Weather jokes

A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and an inte

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Mother: What do you mean, the school must be

| Children jokes

Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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Where did the newlywed horses stay?

| Horse jokes

Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!

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Q. If you were lost in

| Music jokes

Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.

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Doctor: ‘Your recovery was a miracle! Patient: ‘PRAISE GOD. Now I don’t have to pay you!