A woman was cutting her husband's
| Hair and bald jokes
A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked. "And more hair than Dad," added their son.
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YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN
| Yo momma jokes
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!!
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A blonde was taking the tour of a national park
| Blonde jokes
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters
| Aviation jokes
At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could. A man toward the end of the snaking line of passengers was obviously impatient and very frustrated at having to wait so long in the slow movin
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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two
| Police jokes
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver said, "You buyin'?"
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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.