Q: How many circus performers does it take to

What goes oo ooo oooo?

| Cow jokes

What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips.

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Once there was a millionaire

| Humor jokes

Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides to throw a huge party. During the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a propositi

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Student: "Would it be possible to

| Computer jokes

Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card. So I don't think we could do that."

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What do elephants say as a compliment

| Elephant jokes

What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !

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What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

| Aardvark jokes

What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

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Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!