What happened to the dog that fell into a
| Dog jokes
What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
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Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my
| Women jokes
Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks' time?'
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Q: What do college students and deer have in
| College jokes
Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
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A mom
| School jokes
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”