What do you call a nun with a
| Humor jokes
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !
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Teacher: What
| Face jokes
Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
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Two elderly Southern women are
| Dirty jokes
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times. One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?" The other replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I screwed!"
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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE
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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
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At a friend's wedding, everything went
| Marriage jokes
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."
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What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !