A boy with an elephant on his head went to
| Elephant jokes
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"
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The managing partner in an accounting firm
| Accountant jokes
The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. "How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical. We are always conscious of Ethics in this firm. You do know what Ethi
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Why doesn't a dog
| Dog jokes
Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England
| Time jokes
Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ? Because England was discovered before the USA !
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What do you call an Internet mystery?
| Internet jokes
What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma.
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How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !