Why do cemeteries have fences around

What do you call a crafty pig?

| Pig jokes

What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam

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On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes

| Women jokes

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she ye

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Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.

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Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, "Hold still Abdul, it might be sand."

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In olden times, it is reported that

| Marriage jokes

In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

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Scientists have discovered a food

| Women jokes

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in.