Q: Where do you find 60 million french
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France.
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Had a door-to-door salesman call one time
| Salesmen jokes
Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that we already had our plots in another cemetery. He seemed uncertain as to what to say next, but he recovered to say politely, "I hope you'll be very happy there."
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FIRST MONSTER: I fancy
| Monster jokes
FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.
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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
| Waiter jokes
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
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How can you get a set of teeth put in for
| Teeth jokes
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.
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Teacher: What’s the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles – because there is a mile between the first and last letters