Q. What's the
| Weather jokes
Q. What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'? A. You can 't 'weather' a tree, but you can 'climate'!
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There was an
| Ethnic jokes
There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing
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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't
| School jokes
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!
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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
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Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
| Frog jokes
Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
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Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?” Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.” Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question? Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal?”