What did the pig say when it found a fly in its

As two boys

| Children jokes

As two boys were passing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball. "Is this yours" he asked "Did it do any damage" asked one of the boys "No" replied the minister "Then it's mine !"

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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and

| Money jokes

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."

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While the pope was

| Police jokes

While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back. They were traveling down

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Who started the campfire website?

| Internet jokes

Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.

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What is a baby elephant after he is five

| Elephant jokes

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? “Yum Yum.”