Teacher : Why are you the only child in the
| School jokes
Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !
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A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa
| Religious jokes
A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the missionary, "Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion." And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying
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Why are burglars such good tennis players
| Criminal jokes
Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
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Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables
| Criminal jokes
Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
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How do sheep sign their e-mails?
| E-mail jokes
How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.
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A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked. “They’re mating,” her father replied. “What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked. “That’s a daddy long legs,” her father answered. “So, the other one is a mommy long legs?” the little girl asked. “No,” her father replied. “Both of them are daddy long legs.” The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. “Well, we’re not having any of THAT in our garden.”