Why are burglars such good tennis players

What did the customer say to the pet shop

| Rabbit jokes

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things

| Insect jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !

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Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a

| Dirty jokes

Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.

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ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher

| Business jokes

ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one

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How do you plant dope?

| Blonde jokes

How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.

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Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !