What’s a teddy bears favourite pasta ?

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell

| Idiot and fool jokes

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

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Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

| Dirty jokes

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the

| King Kong jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.

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Come on, Fred,

| Zoo jokes

Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!

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When

| Political jokes

When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a "Bud."

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What’s a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !