What did the customer say to the pet shop

What do you get if you cross a constable with

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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.

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Teacher: Why does the

| School jokes

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !

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Why did the little pig try to

| Pig jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag

| Insect jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !

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Where do hamsters come from ?

| Mouse jokes

Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !

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What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it’s a gift!