What do you get if you cross a constable with
| Computer jokes
What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.
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Teacher: Why does the
| School jokes
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !
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Why did the little pig try to
| Pig jokes
Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"
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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag
| Insect jokes
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !
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What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it’s a gift!