Why are parents boring?

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and

| Food jokes

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located through

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I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion

| Humor jokes

I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !

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Martin ended a letter to his

| Money jokes

Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?' His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?' Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!

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I can't find a shark website....

| Internet jokes

I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......

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How does a Snowman get to work?

| Snowman jokes

How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.

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Why are parents boring? Because they’re groan-ups.