How many archaeologists does it take to change a
| Humor jokes
How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
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Doctor: You seem to be in
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
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What has antlers, pulls Father
| Various animal jokes
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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Personnel Director: What would you do
| Idiot and fool jokes
Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!
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Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three
| Monster jokes
Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!
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Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It’s pretty dull.