A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside
| Blonde jokes
A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"
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One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her
| Blonde jokes
One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and fo
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Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents
| Humor jokes
Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods. 'How far is it to town?' Terry wanted to know. 'Six miles,' said Debbie. 'That's too far to walk,' Terry replied. 'It's not too bad,' Debbie said. 'We can each walk three miles!
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How do we know burgers love young
| Burger jokes
How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!
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What's the best day to eat bacon?
| Food jokes
What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.
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Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve