A cop pulled up
| Ethnic jokes
A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."
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Where did vampires go to first in America?
| Vampire jokes
Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.
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A man coughed violently, and his false
| Teeth jokes
A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "whatever shall I do? I can't afford a new set." "Don't worry," said his friend. "I'll get a pair from my brother for you." The next day the friend came back with the teeth, whi
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What did one saggy boob say to the other
| Dirty jokes
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.
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Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn’t tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn’t help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!