Fred: Have you noticed that your
| Birthday jokes
Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday.
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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?
| Frog jokes
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !
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Martin ended a letter to his
| Money jokes
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?' His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?' Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!
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O'Toole
| Religious jokes
O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent. "Father, it's 15 years since my last confession, and I've been stealing wood from the lumber yard a
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Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.
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A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor’s shop. ‘I’d like to see a suit that will fit me,’ he told the tailor. ‘So would I, sir,’ said the tailor. ‘So would I.