Police Chief: Why are you
| Police jokes
Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest
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Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c
| Spelling jokes
Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.
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Q: Why do bagpipers
| Music jokes
Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise.
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Boy: What's black, slimy,
| Food jokes
Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.
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Teacher: What's this a
| Brother and sister jokes
Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them'
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Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !