What subject are snakes good at school ?
| Snake jokes
What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !
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What has four wheels and flies ?
| Insect jokes
What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !
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A Texan farmer goes
| Farmer jokes
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his h
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One day a guy was driving with his
| Car and train jokes
One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, daddy." He replied, "How'd you know?" The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE! afterw
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Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday.