Which operetta make the Gorilla
| Gorilla jokes
Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!
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Judge: Are you married?
| Judge jokes
Judge: Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about.
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Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk,
| Dead and dying jokes
Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!
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Why did the bald man put a rabbit
| Hair and bald jokes
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
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What do ghosts like about riding horses?
| Ghost jokes
What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.
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Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).