How can you shorten a bed?
| Bed jokes
How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
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What's grey and never needs ironing ?
| Elephant jokes
What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !
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Why do beavers spend a
| Internet jokes
Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.
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What's black and white and makes a lot
| Various animal jokes
What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.
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Detective: Do you think
| Criminal jokes
Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.
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What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? “Well, doggone !”