Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?"
| Computer jokes
Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer." Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?" Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it came loaded with software called the 'XYZ Desktop'." Tech Support:
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Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt
| Children jokes
Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !
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What do you get it
| Teeth jokes
What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.
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Customer: Why is my hairline
| Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse,
| Music jokes
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.
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A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None of the other women in the office even noticed. Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said “Boy !!! It’s so warm in here today, I think I’ll take off my ring.”