What type of people do vampires like?

Q: What is the definition

| Dirty jokes

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

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Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant

| Elephant jokes

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !

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What type of wind is named after both

| Weather jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic

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Why did he cross back?

| Accountant jokes

Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

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What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.