An irate father stormed into the principal's
| Parent jokes
An irate father stormed into the principal's office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination." "Now, don't get excited," said the principal. "We'll get your Winslow's English teacher in here. I'm sure she has some explanation." A few minute
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Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in
| Music jokes
Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
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What bird tastes just like butter ?
| Bird jokes
What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !
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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to
| Teeth jokes
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No problem." He reached into his pocket and
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If an elephant is the
| Pig jokes
If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.
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What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.