Two men died and went to Heaven. St.
| Heaven and hell jokes
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be." "Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!" "No prob
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What should a football team do if the pitch is
| Sport jokes
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!
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The Worst Journey in the World
| Book title jokes
The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back
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Soderling, the star college halfback, was
| College jokes
Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse game on Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him an oral exam. "All right," said the prof. "How many degrees are there in a circle?" "Uh, depends," said the boy. "How big
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What do you call a horse that’s been all around the world? A globe-trotter!