The head Counselor gathered all the campers
| Humor jokes
The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, 'Order! Order! In a flash someone shouted out, 'Hamburger, coke and fries!
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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your
| Snake jokes
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.
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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat
| Vampire jokes
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !
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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and
| School jokes
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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What would happen if pigs went on strike?
| Pig jokes
What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines.
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How many weeks are there in a light year?