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The head Counselor gathered all the campers

| Humor jokes

The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, 'Order! Order! In a flash someone shouted out, 'Hamburger, coke and fries!

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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your

| Snake jokes

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat

| Vampire jokes

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !

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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and

| School jokes

Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

| Pig jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines.

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How many weeks are there in a light year?