Two men were digging a ditch on a very
| Idiot and fool jokes
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him." So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are
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Q. What has
| Dirty jokes
Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!
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Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.
| Face jokes
Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling!
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What did Santa
| Weather jokes
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain, dear.
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What are your two favourite times to party?
| Time jokes
What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!
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A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain. ‘You can’t go home in this,’ said one of his friends, ‘ you’d better stay the night. ‘That’s very kind of you,’ said the boy. ‘ I’ll just run home and get my pyjamas.