What goes into the mouth of a quarter

What happened to the man who owned a riding

| Horse jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!

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Doctor: You seem to be in

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!

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Yankee & Vietnamese

| Vietnamese

On a flight from Saigon to Los Angeles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese, ""What kind of ""ese"" are you? ""Excuse me?"" ""What kind of ""ese"" are you?"" ""Excuse me, I don't understand what you meant."" ""Stupid! Are you Vietnamese, Chinese or Japanese?"" ""Oh! I

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What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

| Bird jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !

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What should you do

| Dirty jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!