Why did the farmer call his

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

| Frog jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !

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What happened to the two mad vampires?

| Vampire jokes

What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.

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ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions?

| Aviation jokes

ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a

| Cannibal jokes

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

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Airman Jones was assigned

| Military jokes

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the re

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it’s covered with horsehide!