How would you get four reindeer
| Various animal jokes
How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first
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Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
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Question: What
| Dead and dying jokes
Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."
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Bill: My sister has lovely
| Beauty jokes
Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head.
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Q: What did the blonde think of the new
| Blonde jokes
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.